I need to get better so I can get drunk– Annie, on her current sickness the week before Halloween
list of food items that i'm making today.
sugar cookies peanut butter cup brownies grilled turkey sandwiches with avocado and bacon macaroni and cheese sweet n spicy chicken mashed potatoes with steamed broccoli I’m not emotionally eating or anything. If you wanna eat, come over.
what should i be for halloween?
in the past i’ve been strawberry shortcake and a pirate.
Reasons your obsession with Twilight is justified:
If you’re a 12 year old girl
All I Need - Radiohead
(via txtsfrmlstnght) (289): Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that. Arguably my only goal in life.
Be a better girlfriend.
(via onlymichelle) You don’t need to know where he is every minute of the day. You need to trust him. It’s not all about you. It’s not what he’s getting you for your birthday, anniversary, or Valentine’s day. Stop being so selfish. I’m sure he thinks you look beautiful whether you are in sweats or a little black dress. But it’s not cute when you stop trying. Don’t stop trying. Stop flirting...
(via storygoes) Andrew Hathway - Party &...
Johnny: Hey Sarah.
Johnny: I'm gonna poop, don't come in.
I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that YouTube video. I knew we would...– Jim Halpert On marrying Pam (via surrenderlove)