friends should just get each other
Brianna: WHERE ARE YOU?
Me: ... I'm putting away laundry? What's up?
Brianna: Michael Jackson is dead. And I need Coldstone cake batter ice cream.
Me: Come get me.
Brianna: I'll be there in 5
(via mattedits) That song is my ring tone. I always get excited when my phone rings.
Sitting in a room with 3 guys who are stoned
me: Do any of you know how they got their first run?
(blank stares at the TV, no response)
Jesse: (shrugs) I didn't see the beginning of the game.
Andy: I don't know how you get points in baseball.
Random guy I've never seen before: (blank stare)
My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.– Dalai Lama XIV (via littlemiss) (via jessicachu)
Sometimes the hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which...– Louis Salinger, The International (via twothirty) (via jessicachu)
369. You don't get to choose your own nickname.
(via rulesformyunbornson) A majority of the water ski team refers to me as “Cousin Sarah”. I mean, it’s politically correct, since Aly is on the team. I guess my nickname could suck more.
(via hardlyinventive) Beirut - St. Apollonia
You can have anything you want if you are willing to give up the belief that you...– Robert Anthony (via styleandsubstance) (via morganchilders)
I’m here. I love you. I don’t care if you need to stay up crying all night long,...– Elizabeth Gilbert (via almostmoon)
I want another tattoo so badly. It’s been almost 2 years since my last one. Followers, if you have a tattoo, what do you have? Or, if you don’t have one, what would you want?
Cady: Yeah, I like math.
Damian: Eww. Why?
Cady: Because it's the same in every country.
Damian: That's beautiful.
Our belief is not a belief. Our principles are not a faith. We do not rely...– Christopher Hitchens on atheists (via zoee)
Pachuca Sunrise - Minus The Bear