July 2009
June 2009
friends should just get each other
Me: Hello?
Brianna: WHERE ARE YOU?
Me: ... I'm putting away laundry? What's up?
Brianna: Michael Jackson is dead. And I need Coldstone cake batter ice cream.
Me: Come get me.
Brianna: I'll be there in 5
(via walpaper)
(via mattedits)
That song is my ring tone. I always get excited when my phone rings.
Sitting in a room with 3 guys who are stoned
me: Do any of you know how they got their first run?
(blank stares at the TV, no response)
me: Anyone?
Jesse: (shrugs) I didn't see the beginning of the game.
Andy: I don't know how you get points in baseball.
Random guy I've never seen before: (blank stare)
My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.
– Dalai Lama XIV (via littlemiss) (via jessicachu)
Sometimes the hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which...
– Louis Salinger, The International (via twothirty) (via jessicachu)
369. You don't get to choose your own nickname.
(via rulesformyunbornson)
A majority of the water ski team refers to me as “Cousin Sarah”. I mean, it’s politically correct, since Aly is on the team. I guess my nickname could suck more.
You can have anything you want if you are willing to give up the belief that you...
– Robert Anthony (via styleandsubstance) (via morganchilders)
I’m here. I love you. I don’t care if you need to stay up crying all night long,...
– Elizabeth Gilbert (via almostmoon)
God dammit.
I want another tattoo so badly. It’s been almost 2 years since my last one. Followers, if you have a tattoo, what do you have? Or, if you don’t have one, what would you want?
Cady: Yeah, I like math.
Damian: Eww. Why?
Cady: Because it's the same in every country.
Damian: That's beautiful.
Our belief is not a belief. Our principles are not a faith. We do not rely...
– Christopher Hitchens on atheists (via zoee)