LATER BONERS

(via thingsstonerslike)

Prometheus - Supply a lighter to a friend in need
Tarzan - Smoke a joint while sitting in a tree
Underage - Toke up as or with a minor
Undercover Brother - Go to work high
EZ Baked - Make weed cookies/brownies
Party Foul - Spill the bong water
Green Gills - Drink the bong water
FUUUUUUUUU - Get your weed jacked by a cop
Flying Nina - Smoke outside all night
Nug Ninja - Blaze atop a restricted building
Day Walker - Smoke outside in public during the day
One MIllion Mile High Club - Get really baked and have sex
Visiting The Grandparents - Grand Daddy Purp
Surf n Turf - Smoke on a beach
I’m On A Boat - Smoke on a yacht 
Smooth Criminal - Smoke with a cop in the vicinity 
Voice Of Reason - Smoke out a straight edge person
Keep It Tight - Roll a blunt that lasts 20+ minutes
Michael Phelps - Swim in a pool while high 
Rugged Smoker - Smoke on a hiking/camping trip
Climb The Ladder - Meet your dealer’s dealer
Doctor’s Orders - Get a green card
Shotgun Wedding - Smoking out a weed virgin using only shotties
Rehab - Successfully take 3 shots of vodka in between pipe hits without coughing
Phew - Get searched by a cop with at least an eighth on you and don’t get caught
Woodstock - Smoke freely at an outdoor music festival
Han Solo - Enjoy a relaxed night smoking by yourself
P.I.M.P - Smoke out 2 or more girls at once without any guys there (male achievement)
DICKS EVERYWHERE - Smoke out 2 or more guys at once without any girls there (female achievement)
Chillin’ with Jimi - Smoke Purple Haze while listening to Hendrix
One Ring to Rule Them All - Blow a perfect smoke ring
Arctic Fires - Smoking Northern Lights
Friends With Benefits - Smoke with at least 6 people you know at the same time

 because I procrastinate, like a dumb ass.

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