“I had six shots of vodka before we even left the house. Then I had two Long Islands and a Rainier. And then I met him. I don’t really remember what he looks like, but I remember holding his hand on the way back to the car and having the best night ever.” —My classy room mate
ATTN: People who use the words "besties", "preggers", and "Boyf"
File this under: Deal-breakers.
My after-work smoke session is failing miserably.
- Can’t find the grinder
- Can’t find rolling papers
- Can’t find the bag of Bali Shag I bought yesterday
i live literally RIGHT NEXT TO LAX, that IN-N-OUT is like 10 minutes away from my houssssseeeeee
SHUT UP. I’ll be there August 19. LETS HANG OUT PLEASE?
“Wanting others to love you, you give away your heart. Wanting others to see you, you give away your eyes.” —Leonard Jacobson (via oceanofmind)
“It is not until you awaken and become fully present that you will realize that you have not been present. It is not until you awaken that you will realize you have been asleep, dreaming that you are awake.” —Leonard Jacobson (via oceanofmind)
“THE JOURNEY IS FROM HERE TO HERE. AND THE ONLY TIME YOU CAN ARRIVE IS NOW.” —Leonard Jacobson (via oceanofmind)
Reason #46 why I should move to DC
- Sarah: GIRL DID YOU LOVE INCEPTION?
- Jenna: Skane i like jizzed my pants when jgl was weightless.
yooo, lemme tap that...